A Further Explanation Of No Boys Allowed

Stage 1:
Him: Hey Lauren, I really really like you.
Me: Alright, let's do this.

Stage 2:
Me: Sorry not really wanting a relationship with right now, regardless of any feelings I may have.
Him: You're a player...
Me: Uhm, actually I spend the nights in my room doing homework... my weekends with my friends... it's rare to even get a hug around here. Please just don't be dramatic.

Stage 3:
Him: Okay we can be friends.
Me: Yay! Cool homework this week... snowboarding next weekend. blah blah blah.
Him: I have a surprise for you! Meet the girl I loved for two years, I brought her home this week.

.......excuse me???!

Why the heck would there be ANY reason in the whole freaking world for me to be any part of that "surprise." I feel mocked or something. Surprises are supposed to be cool, I guess it was super surprising. This is the reason for my No Boys Allowed post. Boys can be SO stupid.

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